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Hello. Welcome to my humor blog. (: It is fire themed because I think fire is awesome. I also think setting things on fire is one of the greatest activities ever. Even though it's probably not by societies standards. You know what else is awesome? meringues. Meringues are pretty awesome. I should find a lot of them and set them on fire, because that would be great. Yeah. Feel free to follow, that would be kind of cool. Then I could follow your blog (unless it has porn.) But hopefully it doesn't. Hopefully it's humor related too. Yeah. Or fire related. That would be pretty sweet. Yup. (. cyclops smiley.
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sevenarmynation:

How to wear a hat - FunSubstance.com on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/61849297/via/FunSubstance

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(via undercover-sloth)

(Source: messyfaggot, via sadspaghetti)

twerking-with-jesus:

omgf

and she’s the only girl there, oh wow

(via series-of-unfortunate-posts)

omg-pictures:

Two women showing uncovered legs in the public place for the first time. Toronto, 1937

(Source: komewdas, via secretmindreader)

yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what frenchman saw this:

image

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

(via exnoctemnacimur)

(via thebeautyofmakebelieve)

tyleroakley:

If you insist.

(Source: 1-800-eat-butt, via pregnanthummus)

erotic-cakes:

Udajem se za tortu. Kraj.

(Source: gastrogirl, via ashleyyxx18)

leebearpig:

Never before have I laughed as hard as I did at this horse. ever.

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